Miscellaneous Definitions

Miscellaneous Definitions

Splatter-to-damage ratio

The ratio of damage occurring to a vehicle when impacting an object with splatterable properties at considerable speed.

Example: a tractor-trailer vehicle and a squirrel will have a much higher splatter-to-damage ratio than a Mini Cooper and a moose.

American Paper Money

5 Washes to a Linco

2 Lincos to a Hammy

2 Hammies to Jeffy

5 Hammies to a Grant

5 Jeffies to a Benny

2 Grants to a Benny